George Carlin on Religion and God

A Solicitation From A Goddess

Looks like I need to start posting here again as there are people seeking my gift...

Below is my response to a 'lady' who is offering 'coaching' services to couples or singles who are 'shy'?

I recieved her offer via an Internet advertisement I was researching fora  friend who is recently divorced after 25 yrs of marriage. I thought she was selling a book, but I suspect she wanted my email to send me phone sex services!

I will not give you her contact information here as I do not want to promote 'whatever it is she is offering..

here is my response below...' (I offer it for entertainment purposes only)

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Uhhh, Caroline,

I must confess: I have been applying, and I believe it is safe to say that I have mastered this 'simple' squeeze technique some 1/2 century ago!

I do appreaciate your invitation and I am amused being invited into the pleasure of your services being offered considering I am a tall, dark, hairy, handsome, high priest of pleasure with a tight ass, a sexy voice and a soft touch! And... I have been satisfying (myself and) my goddesses with full knowledge, power and masterful authority without any outside guidance and coaching.

You are free to correct me if you believe I am wrong... but I don't believe you have anything to 'teach' me.

I do believe we have this in common: we are both engaged in taking people to places they have never been before(in thier own body).

And considering they are all coming back to me now(in some cases after 40 yrs) and telling me I was the best they ever had, I don't think I need to to pay for it!

Please feel free to call me @ 337 298 2630 no charge for initial consultation, should you consider you need MY services.

Peace...