Thursday, December 26, 2019
Sunday, December 22, 2019
Saturday, December 21, 2019
Wednesday, December 18, 2019
3 Questions About Anal Sex
A friend just sent me an email and asked if I thought she was being too naughty talking about anal sex.
She also asked 2 more questions: if I thought about it and wanted to do it.
Here was my reply:
To answer your last two questions: NO & NO!
Smooching, tickling, smelling, rubbing, fingering, eating, and fucking it,
and to answer your first question: yes you are a naughty girl.
and to answer your first question: yes you are a naughty girl.
GO TO MY ROOM!
Because the only thing I want to do to your ass is spank it.
Because the only thing I want to do to your ass is spank it.
Tuesday, December 17, 2019
Friday, December 13, 2019
Monday, November 4, 2019
Saturday, November 2, 2019
Sunday, October 27, 2019
Clueless CBS Host Schooled By Tulsi
I am not a republicat or a demonrat. I am an American State National, and I love America and I want my nation and my land back! AND... I love US veteran Tulsi's anti-war platform!
Wednesday, October 16, 2019
Wednesday, October 9, 2019
Sunday, September 29, 2019
Wednesday, September 25, 2019
Tuesday, September 17, 2019
Friday, September 13, 2019
Friday, August 23, 2019
Tuesday, August 6, 2019
How To Kiss A Girl
Apparently in 1911, men didn't know how to kiss women
so instructions such as these were very helpful. Yes, long before the days of the #MeToo movement, men were being taught such nuggets of wisdom as "Do not tell her your intentions," and "Do not ask permission to kiss her." This all seems odd, but the intent really was to sell gum - sold by the Common Sense Gum company. These tips for girl- kissing came along with a stick of gum. The main takeaway from the kissing tips was to take the girl by surprise. Yikes! Creepy!
so instructions such as these were very helpful. Yes, long before the days of the #MeToo movement, men were being taught such nuggets of wisdom as "Do not tell her your intentions," and "Do not ask permission to kiss her." This all seems odd, but the intent really was to sell gum - sold by the Common Sense Gum company. These tips for girl- kissing came along with a stick of gum. The main takeaway from the kissing tips was to take the girl by surprise. Yikes! Creepy!
Tuesday, July 23, 2019
Sunday, July 14, 2019
Date Smart by Dating Around
This is something my friends, family, and even coach have told me for years, and I always wanted to listen but never did. Hopeless romantics and guys who are just so ready for the real deal will agree that the idea of spreading your intense, lustful emotions even thinner by divvying them out to more than one girl at a time seems exhausting and impossible.
But I’m here to tell you that it’s not! In fact, it’s invigorating and very doable. When pickings seem so slim and you feel (what seems like) a very real connection with someone, it’s human nature to want to dive in head, feet, and whole body first. Hell, you’ll even belly flop it.
However, for as many times as you’ve taken this all-in approach, has it worked out well? The idea behind dating more than one girl at once is to keep your options open, not be so available and, most importantly, buy yourself time to figure out which girl is truly worthy of all the attention you’re ready and willing to give.
More than that, it’s giving so-so first dates the chance to turn into an amazing second, third, and fourth dates. Or, on the flip side, giving amazing first dates the chance to show their true colors on a so-so second date, bad third date, and downright nightmarish fourth date.
Sunday, July 7, 2019
How To Make a Woman Cum Quick.
I have always had a great deal of success at satisfying women
sexually because I studied female anatomy early on as an adolescent in books, and
as I became sexually active in my late teens in the 1970’s, I knew women’s bodies
better than they did. And because I was privileged to be in the company of many
women openly discussing their sexuality, I took notes. Along the way, I came to
realize most men do not know female anatomy much less what to do with it to
satisfy her.
Perhaps this is why fifty per cent of all marriages fail? Anyway,
I don’t know why so many marriages fail, but I will be sharing some of the
stories women have shared with me along the way in the interest of making the
world a better place. Money, good looks, a large tool, and fast cars are myths
based upon my experiences of keeping a woman attracted to you.
Below is a young lady’s story about a man who really understood
female sexual psychology and the power of anticipation to create sexual
satisfaction in a woman. He was also
thoughtful, mysterious, in control and he had a plan.
Here is her story:
I want to tell you about the fastest orgasms a man has ever
given me…
Before I start, I have to warn you, when this happened
to me, I was shocked, and I was even a little upset with the guy!
You see, this isn’t just a regular old trick that guys use to
get girls off, this was a well-planned and thought out ‘mission’. He planned long and hard to execute this trickery, and my pussy
was the victim...
Here's how he did it...
It all started when I woke up that morning. I was surprised by
him bringing me my favorite breakfast in bed. He then told me that he had an entire day planned out for us,
and that I needed to dress for an outdoor activity.
After we finished breakfast I asked where we were going but he
didn’t tell me, he just said that I would love it once we were there. He was
right. We arrived at a secret hiking spot that I always wanted to go to. We drank champagne and orange juice as we watched the ocean
waves crash, it was magical. We then hiked back out to drive home, and on the way he told me
that he was taking me to see a movie after we went to dinner.
We got ready and into his car for our dinner and a movie date.
We went to one of my favorite restaurants and eventually sat
down for the show in the movie theater. He was holding my hand and playing with
a rip in my jeans throughout the entire movie. He leaned over and said something to me that instantly got me
wet…
He said; “when
we get home, I want you to take your pants off as soon as we walk in the door.” God, I love it when a man tells me what to do, there is nothing
sexier than having a man know exactly what he wants.
The entire way home, all I could think about was walking through
that door. I don’t even remember the drive home! Finally, we made it back to his place, I walked in, and before
he even shut the door, I was pulling my pants down. The wetness was running down my leg at this point.
He looked me up and down and said “good girl, now I’m going to
make you cum.”
He went down on me, and as soon as he kissed my pussy, I thought
I was going to cum...
It was a huge relief to have him touch my pussy, to have him
finally give me what I wanted...
The buildup had been so long, I was dying to be touched.
He had only been down there for 30 seconds, and as soon as he
slid a finger inside of me, I came. It was a huge release of sexual desire which started
from the moment I woke up.
This was a well thought out plan of his. Everything he did
during that day was about this moment, making me cum on his entryway floor. He had controlled my sexual emotion for him.
I was shocked at how masterful his plan was, in fact, I had
never been 'tricked' like that.
He played me like a fiddle, as they say, and now he owned me
sexually. I labelled him "The
Emotional Sex Master" because he was so good at
emotionally preparing me to have the best sexual experiences.
And knowing that he was willing to put in that much effort to
make me cum, made me want to do anything for him sexually. That was his secret weapon to "mastering" me sexually.
I would do anything for him sexually from that point on, because I knew how
powerful he was at giving me what I wanted.
So, gentlemen, I want you to try this technique, and I want you
to become "The
Emotional Sex Master" of your girl. Make the entire day about her and making her pussy want you.
Get her ready for that moment when you finally give her what she
wants
.
It's a long day of foreplay. Control her with her sexual
emotions.
Don't be surprised if this has a huge impact on your sex lives
moving forward.
And gentlemen, if you are not a master fisherman of women, and
really know how to reel them in, and make them a keeper, you will very
likely be a master baiter!
P.S. be careful with this technique because you can really hurt
your girl by controlling her sexual emotions, and only use this technique if
you are prepared to follow through as her sexual release.
I am Marcus and I can be reached by email: catahoula1@gmail.com
Monday, July 1, 2019
How To Be The Man With A Plan And Take The Lead!
Recently I read where church leaders were dismayed that 50% of marriages today ended in divorce whether the marriage was Christian or secular. Call it religious pride, or whatever you like, but church leaders were not happy that religion did not give Christians any advantage in staying married after taking a vow of "till death do us part" But I am not surprised because religion alone will not alter, correct or balance a basic natural law.
For over fifty years since the feminist movement kicked in, too many young men have grown up without a father in the house, and without a strong masculine leader, such as a father figure as an example, young men today need guidance in the new millennium to attract women and then succeed in maintaining the attraction to keep the home fires burning.
Today I want to talk to you about how to get the girl you want into bed! And before you jump to conclusions, that this is about some pick up artist techniques or just sex, let me make one thing perfectly clear: it is about being fulfilled, satisfied, healthy, happy, and in control of a relationship that not only involves a man and a woman, but is also God's plan and is very important for future generations of children who need a mother and a father as a complete family unit to fulfil God's plan of multiplication.
Whether it's your first date with a girl or you want to rekindle the spark with a woman you've been with for years, here's a few tips to create an irresistible attraction in her for you tonight. And religion has led us to believe this is somehow wrong? OML!
1. Be The Man With A Plan!
Girls LOVE a guy who takes charge... and this starts from the moment you ask her out!
Don't ask her what she wants to do or what restaurant she wants to go to. Just tell her you're gonna grab a bite somewhere and that you have the perfect spot in mind...
Whether it's your first date with a girl or you want to rekindle the spark with a woman you've been with for years, here's a few tips to create an irresistible attraction in her for you tonight. And religion has led us to believe this is somehow wrong? OML!
1. Be The Man With A Plan!
Girls LOVE a guy who takes charge... and this starts from the moment you ask her out!
Don't ask her what she wants to do or what restaurant she wants to go to. Just tell her you're gonna grab a bite somewhere and that you have the perfect spot in mind...
then tell her how to dress.
"Wear something sexy, cocktail style" or "dress casual, but look hot for me."
When you get there, you pick the table, then tell her to TRUST YOU and you do the ordering! Then order a bottle of wine and a few things to share.
OMG, it is sooo hot when a man takes charge like this!
More importantly, this sets the stage that YOU are the leader!
When you get there, you pick the table, then tell her to TRUST YOU and you do the ordering! Then order a bottle of wine and a few things to share.
OMG, it is sooo hot when a man takes charge like this!
More importantly, this sets the stage that YOU are the leader!
This way she gets used to following your lead and doing what you want =)
2. Give A Reason
Listen dude...
2. Give A Reason
Listen dude...
your girl WANTS to go back to your place and get naughty with you...
but you can't say that or she will feel like a bad girl!
Instead, come up with a reason that makes it look natural
to go back to your place.
During dinner, mention a funny video on youtube, then say you'll have to show it to her later. Or maybe tell her you want to show her one of my videos!
to go back to your place.
During dinner, mention a funny video on youtube, then say you'll have to show it to her later. Or maybe tell her you want to show her one of my videos!
haha, jussssst kidding ;)
But seriously, if you mention you have something to show her,
even though it's OBVIOUS why you want her to come to your place,
at least now she has an excuse!
Cavemen have been doing this for years by asking women to come back to see their etchings on the cave walls and it still works today! hehe
3. Lead Her There!
Now that she knows you're in charge and is accustomed to following your lead,
3. Lead Her There!
Now that she knows you're in charge and is accustomed to following your lead,
it's time to lead her back to your place!
First of all, make sure the dinner spot is near your house for easy access. Then, as you are walking out of the restaurant, say, "I'm having fun with you, let's continue this. I don't live too far from here... come by for a quick drink and I'll show you that youtube video, then I'll take you home."
The part about the "quick drink" AND letting her know that you'll take her home is VERY IMPORTANT!
First of all, make sure the dinner spot is near your house for easy access. Then, as you are walking out of the restaurant, say, "I'm having fun with you, let's continue this. I don't live too far from here... come by for a quick drink and I'll show you that youtube video, then I'll take you home."
The part about the "quick drink" AND letting her know that you'll take her home is VERY IMPORTANT!
If she raises an objection that she just met you and is unsure if there is another girl in your life, tell her: "Yes and in ten years she will be calling you mommy!."
Even if she might decide to stay awhile for some fun, because she cannot resist getting to know you in a deep and meaningful way, she doesn't want to commit to it just yet, and if she thinks you are pressuring her that's a BAD THING!
So be cool! Suggest a quick drink at your place in a casual tone. Don't make a big deal about it, and don't freak out if she says no. But if there is one thing I know about girls... the fact that you are spontaneous, cool, casual, and in charge will make her want to say YES!
Sooo stud muffin... now that you have this HOT little girly at your place... what do you do from there?
I'm glad you asked ;)
Now that you've made all of the right moves on your first date, she is probably HOT with anticipation and excited about doing more with you...
This is a CRUCIAL point in your relationship! If you handle things smoothly - turn her on, make your move, and then rock her world in the bedroom - she'll want to be with you ALL THE TIME!
But if you make a wrong move it could quickly turn a fun time into an awkward moment... and you might not get a second date. If this technique attracted her to in the first place don't stop being cocky, comedic, mysterious, taking the lead and having a plan!
So be cool! Suggest a quick drink at your place in a casual tone. Don't make a big deal about it, and don't freak out if she says no. But if there is one thing I know about girls... the fact that you are spontaneous, cool, casual, and in charge will make her want to say YES!
Sooo stud muffin... now that you have this HOT little girly at your place... what do you do from there?
I'm glad you asked ;)
Now that you've made all of the right moves on your first date, she is probably HOT with anticipation and excited about doing more with you...
This is a CRUCIAL point in your relationship! If you handle things smoothly - turn her on, make your move, and then rock her world in the bedroom - she'll want to be with you ALL THE TIME!
But if you make a wrong move it could quickly turn a fun time into an awkward moment... and you might not get a second date. If this technique attracted her to in the first place don't stop being cocky, comedic, mysterious, taking the lead and having a plan!
And if you are married with children, you might be wondering what does this have to do with you? Well, if this technique worked to attract her in the beginning, I suggest you consider that maintaining attraction requires you being a man with a plan and in control of yourself and being the provider, protector, and professor of your love for her. But the predictability of married life with children is complicated and can get boring and monotonous, I suggest you be unpredictable, mysterious, confident, comedic, cocky, know what you want and stop asking for it and just take it! Like coming in from grocery shopping and the kids are not around, so you do it right there in the kitchen or the living room before unloading all the groceries. Have a plan and be the leader.
Or dad when you come home from work and mom and the kids are already there and the kids run up and are hanging off of you, you tell them; "Wait!" and you walk over to their mother, and kiss and hug her, telling her you love her, and allow the kids to watch a man love and cherish his wife.
It is important for children to see this, but also to know that their mother is more important to him than they are because if you have children, whether you are a man or a woman, your life is over. You now can take the lead and plan to live for your children, and you have never had so much fun in your life.
But more important is for a man to plan to be there for his wife and his children even if the children are married and on their own, and take his place as the priest and king in his household because it is the natural law and order of God's plan for a man, a woman, and children to be together as a family.
Tuesday, June 25, 2019
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Monday, June 17, 2019
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Wednesday, May 29, 2019
Boudreaux, how do you like dat being married?
The following joke is written phonetically, and bear in mind there is no 'th' sound in French, so when Cajuns try to speak English, everything comes out:
dis, dat, dem, dere, and doze!
Boudreaux had just got married and I was thinking that will be a big adjustment for someone who has been a bachlor for so long.
Knowing dat Boudreaux wuz gonna have a big adjustment, I went to visit him rite afta he returned from dere honeymoon.
Da first ting I axed him wuz: "Boudreaux, how do you like dat be inn married?"
And he replied; "Well, I wanna tell you my fren! Ahhh never knew the meaning of happiness, until I got married!"
And I replied; "Well das a good ting." He was quick to correct me and said; "Nooooo, but now, its too late!"
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